To Mr. Garrett
We have begun the initial phase of Poisonberry. We have located 300 Berrybaby families within the country and will begin the kidnappings soon. As you have ordered, we will murder any families who resist in any way.
Sincerely,
John
To Mr. Garrett
As per your request I have summarized all known information on the "Berrybabies" before we conduct "Operation: Poisonberry."
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A "Berrybaby" is a creature of mysterious origin. They seem to be anthropomorphic blueberry babies. They are capable of "baby speech" and pronounce "l"s as "w"s. Unlike the blueberry fruit, they grow in the ground. The Berrybabies do not pass urine or feces and do not have genitals. They are also capable of storing oxygen within their juice, although they respire as normal Tetrapod animals do.
Berrybabies are utterly dependent on a human caregiver. The only things they
To Mr. Garrett
We have begun the initial phase of Poisonberry. We have located 300 Berrybaby families within the country and will begin the kidnappings soon. As you have ordered, we will murder any families who resist in any way.
Sincerely,
John
To Mr. Garrett
As per your request I have summarized all known information on the "Berrybabies" before we conduct "Operation: Poisonberry."
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A "Berrybaby" is a creature of mysterious origin. They seem to be anthropomorphic blueberry babies. They are capable of "baby speech" and pronounce "l"s as "w"s. Unlike the blueberry fruit, they grow in the ground. The Berrybabies do not pass urine or feces and do not have genitals. They are also capable of storing oxygen within their juice, although they respire as normal Tetrapod animals do.
Berrybabies are utterly dependent on a human caregiver. The only things they